Despicable They

I haven't written a despicable they in a while.  I guess while Santa makes his Naughty or Nice list, I get my Despicable They list.  It's all coal in the end.

The I'm a nice person..... really!  Person

The person that spends time trying to convince people they are nice and just misunderstood.  Mostly passive-aggressive people with low to none self esteem.  Watch out for these despicable ones, they tend to wake up with the mission of making someone miserable just to prove to themselves that they can.

The Hey anytime you want to hang out let me know - oh wait I have plans person

The party animal person that wants to come across as able to party but hasn't the time.  The reality is they are hanging out with other party animals and they know you don't want to spend several days a week drunk.  They also don't want you to know that so they constantly say they want to hang out with you, they don't.  You will see these people in bars almost daily, just check their Facebook postings.

The Why didn't you call me I would have been there person

The person that you spend way too much time trusting would be there and never was.  This person will not remember all the times they let you down and will always say 'Why didn't you call me?'.  Just tell them you lost the number.  Every time.  It will be a repetitive conversation, but you can have fun with it.

The I love you like a sister/brother person (and you hardly know them)

This person says that to EVERYONE.  What they really mean; 'I will need something from you one day and I will get it because I made you feel loved'.  RUN from these people.

The person that gives the round about way of saying 'I'm the head honcho, just do what I say even if it's illegal, unrealistic and/or stupid'

This person is power hungry even when they have power.  History has proven the disasters of allowing too much power to these types.  Say no and recite EEOC, heck just call EEOC and prepare them.

The follow me and I will follow you, Google + me and I will Circle you, etc people

These are insecure people that just want others to see they have many friends.  They have none.  Unless you are a celebrity there is no reason for you not follow, circle or make friends by good old fashion communications.  Unfollow, uncircle and whatever you do unfriend them.  They usually bombard your cyber walls with links and useless stuff, in some cases a virus laden link.

The 'I see you as a close friend' person

I really despise those words.  We are either friends or we are not.  There is no 'seeing' of it.  It is or it isn't.  It usually means, sorry I kicked you in the ass but really... I see you as a friend a close one.  Cut lose this loser and move on to a real friend.  One that acts like one and doesn't sound like a psychic.

The 'I need more details about this conversation that has nothing to do with me' person

Anyone needing so much details about personal stuff just wants to get it right when they repeat it to others.  A simple, just got over a cold, should do nicely.  A detail of symptoms and medications and who was there and who wasn't isn't necessary.  Flip these people the bird and walk away.


That's it for now, I am sure another list will be posted in the future.  People don't disappoint in giving material for Despicable They blog.